meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle, via austere-indulgence)

definited:

that moment when you don’t understand a joke but you laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke

(via fluerly)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via november-15thh)